Dear Pedestrian Walking Down the Sidewalk in Front of the McDonald's--
Watch out! Stop enjoying that half-caff, part-skim soy latte and pay attention! You nearly just got creamed by a car careening its way into the parking lot. I know, I know, it's McDonald's of all places and the food isn't really worth it, especially their breakfast menu. I've wished for years they would serve french fries this early, but alas, they haven't listened.
That's not the point, anyway. You distracted me with the fries. The point is that the drivers at this corner are insane and they don't look for pedestrians as they cross three lanes of traffic to pull in here. So please watch out!
That girl who screamed at you so you wouldn't get hit by a car on your way to work
Dear Drivers of (Generally-Oversized) Vehicles Pulling into the McDonald's--
Get off the phone.
Seriously, get off the phone.
You're driving a car and you're about to run someone over. Some innocent commuter who is just trying to get to the over-crowded train. Is it really worth it? Your conversation is not that important. If it were, someone else would be driving you.